Bastion gazette I
Everyone is desperate for guidance and order in Bastionland, and thus they turn to its many newspapers, journals and radios. Use this table to make up content for media, in whatever form it is consumed.
Everyone is desperate for guidance and order in Bastionland, and thus they turn to its many newspapers, journals and radios. Use this table (and the ones to come) to make up content for media, in whatever form it is consumed. In this opportunity, the table generates the scandal of the week, but there are a few more tables on the way.
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The Celebrity and the Scandal
Roll 2d20 | Who? | What they did/What happened to them? |
1 | The new minister of Identity | Got lost in the urban labyrinth, and there's a reward for any information about them |
2 | The Nameless Elephantine Deacon | Was found dead in their home, with an unintellegible farewell letter |
3 | The vaudeville star Miranda Saturn | Shows us EVERYTHING, after their recent body trasplant |
4 | The war toys' manufacturer Andromacus | Has fled Bastion, after being exposed as a traitor and thief by their colleagues |
5 | Famous elbow model, Cerezo | Calls brave and desperate adventurers alike, in seek of easy riches and misfortune |
6 | Ruby union leader, Scarnio | Applied as a local candidate, receiving death threats as a consequence |
7 | Seeked forgery burglar, Noto | Was threatened to kill by *roll* |
8 | Orphanage inspector, Raccusa | Might be linked to pie smuggling, according to undercover informants |
9 | Condestable Remina, along with her court | Their daughter was born recently, and she tells us about her first proyects |
10 | Famous still life un-painter, Sigur | Was found, no memory nor identity, in the Scarlet Zone |
11 | Ze ontológique transformist, Sonja Dazeinja | Got divorced, amidst great scandal and fireworks |
12 | The conquerer urbanist, Ptolemo | Has yet to return from their dreamed holidays in exotic tourist center X-AE-23 |
13 | Emeritus Professor of the Chromatic University, Scarletine | Was engulfed by fans and haters, while leaving the theater |
14 | Puddle king, Fonso II | Their economic and spiritual property got confiscated, due to a debt with local casino |
15 | Rising gestural dancer, Samsamoro | Has put a prize for the left hand of *roll* |
16 | Young fictional real estate entrepreneur, Igor Boris Trasevich | Released their new parfum |
17 | Neighbourhood leaderless, purposeless committee | Was seen with *roll*. A possible affair? |
18 | Subliminal anarchist, Dato, if truly him | Lost it all in a wager, and is desperate |
19 | Emperoress from Somewhere Far Away, Njaska | Tells us about their difficult recovery from addiction, and newfound faith |
20 | Memory sculptor, Sotolongo | Writes to us from their pacific spiritual retreat in the countryside |