Bastion gazette I

Everyone is desperate for guidance and order in Bastionland, and thus they turn to its many newspapers, journals and radios. Use this table to make up content for media, in whatever form it is consumed.

Bastion gazette I

Everyone is desperate for guidance and order in Bastionland, and thus they turn to its many newspapers, journals and radios. Use this table (and the ones to come) to make up content for media, in whatever form it is consumed. In this opportunity, the table generates the scandal of the week, but there are a few more tables on the way.

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The Celebrity and the Scandal

Roll 2d20
Who?
What they did/What happened to them?
1
The new minister of Identity
Got lost in the urban labyrinth, and there's a reward for any information about them
2
The Nameless Elephantine Deacon
Was found dead in their home, with an unintellegible farewell letter
3
The vaudeville star Miranda Saturn
Shows us EVERYTHING, after their recent body trasplant
4
The war toys' manufacturer Andromacus
Has fled Bastion, after being exposed as a traitor and thief by their colleagues
5
Famous elbow model, Cerezo
Calls brave and desperate adventurers alike, in seek of easy riches and misfortune
6
Ruby union leader, Scarnio
Applied as a local candidate, receiving death threats as a consequence
7
Seeked forgery burglar, Noto
Was threatened to kill by *roll*
8
Orphanage inspector, Raccusa
Might be linked to pie smuggling, according to undercover informants
9
Condestable Remina, along with her court
Their daughter was born recently, and she tells us about her first proyects 
10
Famous still life un-painter, Sigur
Was found, no memory nor identity, in the Scarlet Zone
11
Ze ontológique transformist, Sonja Dazeinja
Got divorced, amidst great scandal and fireworks
12
The conquerer urbanist, Ptolemo
Has yet to return from their dreamed holidays in exotic tourist center X-AE-23
13
Emeritus Professor of the Chromatic University, Scarletine
Was engulfed by fans and haters, while leaving the theater
14
Puddle king, Fonso II
Their economic and spiritual property got confiscated, due to a debt with local casino 
15
Rising gestural dancer, Samsamoro
Has put a prize for the left hand of *roll*
16
Young fictional real estate entrepreneur, Igor Boris Trasevich
Released their new parfum
17
Neighbourhood leaderless, purposeless committee
Was seen with *roll*. A possible affair?
18
Subliminal anarchist, Dato, if truly him
Lost it all in a wager, and is desperate
19
Emperoress from Somewhere Far Away, Njaska
Tells us about their difficult recovery from addiction, and newfound faith
20
Memory sculptor, Sotolongo
Writes to us from their pacific spiritual retreat in the countryside